I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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