I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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