I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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