Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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