Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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