Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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