where does the pee come out of this thing
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Enjoy the penises
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The Olympian is in my bed
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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