I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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