I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
