i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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