He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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