We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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