let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just forgot I was standing up.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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