I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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