I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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