Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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