I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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