Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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