Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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