did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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