We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i out mim tonsoeep
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