once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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