You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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