But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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