Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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