6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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