accomplished twins. life is a go
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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