I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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