My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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