This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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