Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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