he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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