He uses pillows to masturbate.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You need Xanax blowdarts
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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