What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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