my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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