I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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