Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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