Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
