who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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