i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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