the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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