He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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