You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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