Midget sex pt 2 tonight
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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