Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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