So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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