Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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