Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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