I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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