problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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