So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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