Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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