So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
