what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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