i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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